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“We all come from the sea, but we are not all of the sea. Those of us who are, we children of the tides, must return to it again and again, until the day we don’t come back, leaving only that which was touched along the way.”
- Chasing Mavericks
Meet Vasti Tait
Hi, I’m Vasti! Welcome to Momster Monologues. I’m a mom, a coffee enthusiast, and a firm believer that laughter is the best survival tool in modern parenthood.
I launched Momster Monologues because I wanted a place to share the unfiltered, hilarious dispatches from the beautiful chaos of raising little humans. From diaper blowouts at the worst possible moments to those fleeting triumphs when everyone actually naps at the same time—I’m here to document it all, so you know you’re not alone.
On this blog, you’ll find:
- Real-life stories that make you nod (and laugh) in sympathy
- Quick, no-fluff tips that actually fit into a busy schedule
- Relatable rants when things go sideways (because sometimes commiseration is therapy)
- Occasional guest posts or interviews
Whether you’re a first-time parent or have been at this for years, I hope my tales give you a moment of respite—and a reminder that imperfection can be pretty funny. Grab a (hot) coffee, settle in, and join the conversation.
Contact MeWhy Did I Start Momster Monologues?
Because motherhood isn’t a straight line. It’s filled with surprises, triumphs, and pitfalls that often feel absurd in hindsight. Here, we celebrate the imperfect journey: the triumphs big and small, and the laughs that get us through the chaos.
- Real Stories: No sugarcoating. Just honest, often hilarious, reflections on parenting life.
- Relatable Tips: Quick, down-to-earth strategies that fit into your busy schedule.
- Community: A place for every parent thinking “Me too!” when life gets wild.
- Motivation: Reminders that if you can survive today’s chaos, you can handle tomorrow’s surprises too.
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Because motherhood isn’t a straight line. It’s filled with surprises, triumphs, and pitfalls that often feel absurd in hindsight. Here, we celebrate the imperfect journey: the triumphs big and small, and the laughs that get us through the chaos.